Planetzaphod, 54

Only if you can catch me I'm skinny always have been i have tried to put on weight but no luck. I cook all of my own food and don't eat crap like McDonalds etc. The most decadent food I eat are cakes that I make and(rarely)bags of lollies from the local milk bar (love bags of mixed lollies especially red skins). I am pretty tired of being called skinny by people eating cheeseburgers with milkshakes and complaining about their weight so I eat an entire lemon meringue pie in front of them out of spite.

But If i eat to much cream i may put on weight(bit of a daydreamer). Being skinny means I love big soft padded chairs and beds it also makes getting around in crowded areas a breeze. And its an advantage when the need arises to give the authorities the slip thru those narrow hard to get to places that those fat cops and drunken football hooligans just cant get to.

Doctors tell me i am an ideal weight for my height so all those people who complain and criticize me for my weight can K.M.A. (if they can catch me).